cipheramnesia:

cipheramnesia:

loth-catgirl:

sometiktoksarevalid:

now that’s a friend indeed

“Ignore the long Elmo” no I don’t think I will

“It fits,” you brought a Dutch Masters cartoon monster painting to the uncanny valley of the Muppets and expected what, lack of cohesion?

(via celadonisle)

rslashrats:

my shrimp fanart

(via felitomkinson)

elektrashocktherapy:

vamprisms:

vamprisms:

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

(via sentimental-apathy)

kata-piesh:

Me to his dick tbh😅

(via when-people-whisper-it-makes-her)

charlottan:

using the wrong password and still being asked if i want to save it is like the most insulting thing. little wrong password baby do you wanna save your goddamn wrong password for all of eternity. you stupid idiot

(via the-cosmic-yeet)

make-it-warm:

not to be a depraved little slut but i’d love to go on a date

(via when-people-whisper-it-makes-her)

crrywithrea:

lolitanora:

birazcik kilolu ama olsun ben de oyleyim😔😔

salvamisandwich:

thantos1991:

nudityandnerdery:

maplehoofs:

spinach-productions:

prokopetz:

Fact 1: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, when infected – as opposed to natural-born – lycanthropes transform under the full moon, they assume the default alignment of their type during the ensuing mindless rampage.

Fact 2: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, the default alignment of werebears is Lawful Good.

Conclusion: When an infected werebear transforms under the full moon, they go on a mindless Lawful Good rampage.

Picking up litter and helping direct traffic

SMOKEY THE BEAR

“Oh my gods… Who built this orphanage on the middle of the night? This… This… This is all up to building code!”

“It has all of its permits!”

(via celadonisle)

pirategf:

love being drunk texted actually. like yes think about me and wish i was here

(via brxndanmurphy)